I thought I would give all of you a glimpse into the
mundane glamorous life of a freelancer.
9:00 am - There's a loud crash. The four year old is up and throwing things down the stairs.
9:15 am - Feed him cereal.
9:30 am - Clean up vomit because he throws up in his bowl.
9:35 am - Bleary eyed 13 year old mohawk punk boy comes into the kitchen.
9:40 am - Help punk boy find the waffles.
10:00 am - Take punk boy out on the porch and spray paint his hair with hair paint. He's now gold and glittery.
10:15 am - Dishes and kitchen cleaning. Start work in my brain about articles.
10:45 am - Take a shower and continue brain work. Also think about the seminar I will host. Try out some new one liners in the shower.
11:00 am - Make pancakes for husband. Yes, sometimes I enjoy being Little Suzy Homemaker. Answer various inquiries about my paralegal business.
11:20 am - Start this blog post while still contemplating today's articles.
12:30 pm - Prepare for a call for another client...that was cancelled at the last minute.
1:00 pm - Stomp up the stairs to get dressed.
1:20 pm - Load up car with husband, punk boy, and the itty bit. Head to the skate park.
2:00 pm - Itty bit and I watch punk boy and husband jump the fence at the skate park with all the other law breakers. No clue why it was shut down.
5:00 pm - Come home to make dinner.
5:30 pm - Start thinking about the article again and decide to stop procrastinating.
5:35 pm - Alternate between trying to find out why itty bit is so quiet and writing my article.
6:30 pm - Dinner.
See? Isn't that exciting? What an exciting Saturday...it's okay that you're jealous.